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So here I am. Sitting cross legged on an upholstered footstool in front of a long, thin Ikea coffee table. Watching the smoke rise from a triangular, green ashtray with a large piece chipped away on one edge, curling in slow, organic waves toward the glass of ginger ale and bourbon perched at the right edge of the table. Right by it a thick, black Moleskin page-a-day diary that I have so far been

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When all around you turn their backsAnd the wolves gather at your feetLike scavengers awaiting the fall of the weakThe storm shall pass and dawn shall breakAnd wash the rain and deathly shadows down the drainTill it is only you my friendThat remains

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I know not who I am supposed to beBut I know who I really amI know not where I belong in this worldBut I know which world I am inI cannot see the end of thingsBut I can see the end beginThis life is just a dolls house after allAnd I am content to stay within

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The infamous ChompyCipherReach

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Full size version H E R E

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Constructed in Google SketchUp with post production in Adobe PhotoshopFull size version H E R E

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Had to happen some time. It is one of those strange things that sounds completely stupid when explained, but when used, it's damn well addictive. Not worth explaining it just check it out, the client programs are much better than posting via the web and the OSX one is truly beautiful.I will write up more useful things about Twitter once I have given it a proper test drive

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Testing text behavior and such

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Testing out posting via email

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Entries from the Other World Almanac, detailing information on species, key individuals and general other-world phenomenon. It is currently the ONLY source of reference for this information and is updated constantly, as and when new discoveries are made.The Mungus FlowerThe cheerfully bright yellow and purple petals and thick red stem belie the savage nature of this semi sentient otherworldly

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This guy is just truly amazing read more | digg story

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Panelists in a recent debate were tasked with answering that question. Rev. Barry Lynn argued FOR the motion, saying: "What is a damned religion? Damned religion is so weak-willed and unsure of its own capacity to persuade others...that it seeks the blessing and aid of government. This is a corruption both of faith and of constitutional democracy."read more | digg story

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A giant sinkhole swallowed several homes and at least one truck early Friday in Guatemala City. Unbelievable pictures of the gigantic hole!read more | digg story

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Well, this just has to be the absolute worst day I have ever had in my entire life, including any previous lives I might have lived. So far it has seen me chased half a mile by an over-sized and under-fed two headed flying lion monkey, harassed by a tribe of Methane Sprites and very nearly partially digested by a strange multi limbed sewer beast lurking beneath the drain grille at a corner in

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We are forsakenNo mercy now for our soulsI pray for quick death

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I have found an axeIt has served me so well Severed the rest

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London has fallenAmerica soon followsIs Heaven still safe ?

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No cocktails tonightNo lights on the London EyeScreams fill the night air

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Written for Litmusphere's Zombie poem projectBarricade the door Bookcase against the windowAnd we might survive

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Frost upon my heartIf feelings cause only painThen I shall not feel!

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and perhaps they are..mostly.I was in the office when I heard the screams coming from my boss's powerbook, I'd seen tazer vids before and found them pretty funny, this one didn't seem funny at all. This adds weight to my theory that big burly guys should not be given uniforms and weapons of any kind, even more so if they are going to be anywhere near the public. But hey that's just meyou've

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I knew the time would come... oh yesThe nice guys at Performancing have updated their firefox extension blog editor and made it compatible with blogger beta :)So far it's the only one I have spotted which supports Blogger Beta and it's a nifty compact and fully featured firefox extension to boot!I wholeheartedly recommend checking them out if like me you need "client" software for absolutely

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Short ideas for daydreams, that are weird and occasionally funny. I write them because I have no life. They do not represent dreams of my own nor my opinions, they are simple fiction, for the sake of it.6. Your sitting on a tube train in the middle of rush hour, wishing somebody would figure out teleportation some time soon, when a mammoth set of talons tears through the ceiling; casting shards

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An article written for Random ThreatSo I'm sitting in Exell HQ drinking instant coffee from a mug which tells me how wonderful I am. The dog is on fire, squirrels are gnawing their way through every electrical cable they can find and threatening to deprive me of South Park forever, the local council have dispatched a team of highly trained Rottweillers to gnash through my door and snap my femurs

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enjoypowered by ODEO

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A nice night time wind down mix from Radio Free Chicagopowered by ODEO

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If this isn't inspiring I just don't know what is

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Short ideas for daydreams, that are weird and occasionally funny. I write them because I have no life. They do not represent dreams of my own nor my opinions, they are simple fiction, for the sake of it.5. There's a huge bomb sitting opposite you, with a large clock timer, counting down from 800 seconds. You are tied to a chair with duct tape and sealed into a vault-like room, the door could be

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Short ideas for daydreams, that are weird and occasionally funny. I write them because I have no life. They do not represent dreams of my own nor my opinions, they are simple fiction, for the sake of it.4. Your having a minor argument with your girlfriend when a foot and a half tall imp-like creature bursts through the window. The thing is standing in a pile of shattered glass, shaking it's

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Short ideas for daydreams, that are weird and occasionally funny. I write them because I have no life. They do not represent dreams of my own nor my opinions, they are simple fiction, for the sake of it.3. While watching television one day you notice the sky turning a peculiar shade of red, and what look like huge meteors streaking the sky. Assuming the worst you decide in a flash that this

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Short ideas for daydreams, that are weird and occasionally funny. I write them because I have no life. They do not represent dreams of my own nor my opinions, they are simple fiction, for the sake of it.2. Your sitting in a bar having a quiet drink when a zombie walks into the place and slumps down on a bar stool, right next to you. In a state of shock you watch the zombie as he orders his

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Short ideas for daydreams, that are weird and occasionally funny. I write them because I have no life. They do not represent dreams of my own nor my opinions, they are simple fiction, for the sake of it.1. You wake up in swimming pool on a shiny pink lilo, it's late and the lights are off and the whole place is in total darkness, the only sounds you hear are the calm sounds of moving water.

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Why my last.fm list is full of German rap music, be assured, it seemed like an interesting idea at the time ;)

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It's 2.39AM and I can hear my downstairs neighbour snoringIf I hadn't already heard this many times, I'd be worried, it sounds like the bastard is choking to death, I wonder how his wife sleeps, either it's a separate room or most likely ear plugs.. definitely ear plugsI need to sleep....That is all, for now

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This just has to be seen

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powered by ODEOKompoundPerfect for a retrospective night in with a case of Beck's

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powered by ODEOAquasky breaks radio show 11th August 2006

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Not new, but worthy nonetheless ;)

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Some recent pieces I have done

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A harmless cash injection or yet another corporate shill in the making ? read full story here

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Wired News reports that license plate tracking systems will soon be commercially available. Full story"I know it sounds really Big Brother," Bucholz says. "But it's going tohappen. It's going to get cheaper and cheaper until they slap them upon every taxicab and delivery truck and track where people live."Nothing inflames my oversized sense of global paranoia more than the thought of any dingbat

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It's 1.51am and you know you should be sleeping because you have to be up early tomorrow, but you sit idly watching the clock on the screen, ticking away the minutes of sleep you are depriving yourself of; for no reason at all.Nothing to do I guess, but think sleepy thoughts...

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